December 2009
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Faux Fire | Share the warmth. →
dancing:
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →
Instructions
surrealism:
1. Drop kick a Monday into the remarkably ancient river.
2. Remove every sixteenth second from the following Tuesday.
3. Evenly distribute those sixteenth seconds throughout the palorous Wednesday morning.
4. Together, roll Thursday and Friday into an impossibly long tube, using the tube as a luxurious straw, drink the weekend. Be sure to savor Sunday.
by J.B. Mann.